CyberDood, much like Joseph, was left in a wicker basket in an area where he would likely be spotted and cared for. It was many days before the minimum-wage earning employees at CompUSA discovered the child, and decided to keep him as sort of a mascot.
Though shuffled from one department to the next, CyberDood's fate was much more appealing than that of his older sister, Scarlet who spent her childhood tangled in the world-wide-web.
As CyberDood grew, he built a life around computers (both literally and figuratively) and at age 5 he became the manager of the store he soon called "home." CyberDood vowed to battle good over evil, to help newbies and to use what he learned to find the family that once deserted him, so he could tell them off. Oh, and sell them a brand new computer system, installed with the evil Windows95, that he was certain would one day wreak havoc on his thoughtless parents. (Yes, he was into revenge, but the subtle and devious non-violent kind.)
Along the way, CyberDood had many interesting journeys, fought many treacherous villains, and once in a while, made enough on commission to go to Taco Bell.