This was sent to NonPC.org as a chain letter. Makes you want to vote for him, right?

> *I attacked and took over two countries.
>
> *I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the Treasury.
>
> *I shattered the record for biggest annual deficit in history. (NOTE: Carter, Reagan and Clinton did have a higher deficit against the GNP -Ed.)
> *I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any
> 12-month period.
>
> *I set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock
> market.
>
> *I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
>
> *I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal
> record.
>
> *In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on
> vacation  by any president in US history. After taking the entire month of
> August off  for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US
> history.
>
> *I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips by any president in
> US history.
>
> *In my first two years in office I allowed over 2 million Americans to
> lose their jobs.
>
> *I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any
> other president in US history.
>
> *I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
>
> *I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than
> any president in US history.
>
> *I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president since
> the advent of TV.
>
> *I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than
> any other president in US history.
>
> *I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to
> intervene when corruption was revealed.
>
> *I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to
> use the national reserves as past presidents have.
>
> *I cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
>
> *I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
take
> to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record
for
> protest against any person in the history of mankind
>
> *I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US
> history.
>
> *I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in
> US history.
>
> *Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US
> history. (The 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a
> Chevron oil tanker named after her).
>
> *I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the
> Union simultaneously go bankrupt.
>
> *I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market
> in any country in the history of the world.
>
> *I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and military
> occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of  the
> United Nations and the world community.
>
> *I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the
> history of  the United States.
>
> *I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases,
> more than any other president in US history.
>
> *I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove
> the US from the Human Rights Commission.
>
> *I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove
> the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.
>
> *I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
> congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US
history.
>
> *I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
>
> *I withdrew from the World Court of Law.
>
> *I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by
> default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
>
> *I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election
> inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.
>
> *I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate
campaign
> donations. The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also
one
> of my best friends,  presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy
> frauds in  world history   (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
>
> *I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US
> history.
>
> *I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack
> (and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force One)
>
> *I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.
>
> *I took the world's sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a year
> made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest
> diplomatic failure in US and world history).
>
> *I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people
> of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace
and
> stability.
>
> *I am the first US president in history to have the people of South Korea
> more threatened by the US than by their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
>
> *I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
> government contracts.
>
> *I set the all-time record for number of administration appointees who
> violated US law by not selling their huge investments in corporations
> bidding for government contracts.
>
> *I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any
> other president in US history.
>
> *In a little over two years I have created the most divided country in
> decades, possibly the most divided that the US has been since the civil
> war.
>
> *I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less
> than two years turned every single economic category heading straight
down.
>
>   RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
>
> *I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving
> record has been erased and is not available).
>
> *I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during a
> time of war.
>
> *I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug
> use.
>
> *All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to
> my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
>
> *All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or
> bankrupt
> companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
>
> *All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served on
> the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
>
> *Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding
> public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
> review.
>
> Spread it far and wide, especially. about one year from now when he's
> 're-applying for the job'..........