CyberDood VS IRC!

Top Ten Reasons IRC is a terrible place to pick up people...

10. You begin to wonder where the person ends and his/her script begins
9. Op status doesn't mean he/she can /kick /ban all the annoying people in your life
8.The very thought of it makes my hard drive go floppy
7. Even the best anti-virus program might not get rid of the diseases he/she has
6. Bots are cool, but they can't take you to dinner
5. Courtship should not begin and end with a modem dialing
4. The pick up line: Hey, Baby, what's your URL?
3. Most of the interesting people are really 15-year-old hackers
2. Honeymoon in #Vegas?
1. Would it really make you "colon" "right parenthesis"?

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