Raving L.A. DJs
Ok, not all of these radio personalities get a REAL Rave Review. But hey, I gotta put them all on one page, right? Here they are, in no particular order...
Kevin and Bean - Arrogant scum! Next stop, any off-ramp on the Hollywood Freeway...your choice of oranges or flowers.
Dr. Laura - Psycho Slut from Hell! Find her in Hustler or on the streets of LA begging for listeners.
Mark and Brian - Who? Aren't they dead yet? At least I know Elvis is!
Jamie, Frosty and Frank - Or is that Psycho, Fatty and Dunce? Funny, yes, but do they deserve a show? Hmmmmm...
Howard Stern - Shock Jock or Ego-maniac? You decide. But, for being NonPC, he gets a nod. So does his small penis.
Tom Leykis - "Rack" talk mixed with controversy. NonPC for sure, but sometimes too repetitive. Oh reaaaaally? You're OUT OF CONTROL!
Rodney on the Roq - Dear God, what is that THING? Yikes!
Richard Blade - Get over yourself, and lose that fake accent, Bud!
Rick Dees - Like Pee Wee & Lamp Chop, this clown caters to a diaper-wearing audience.
Johnny B. - Entirely tooooo schlocky. And stop picking on my friend Keith!
Doug the Slug/Jed the Fish - Freakazoid twins separated at birth. They share a brain, and not a very good one, at that!
Conway and Steckler - Laughing and screaming...what an exceptional show.
Web - Relatively new to KROQ. All I know is he is hard up for a date...he HIT on me over the phone!
Adam Corolla/Mr. Birchum - Obsessed with wood and clueless, another KROQ wonder.
Tami Heidi - A chick with her OWN show? Could it be true? Dresses like it's Halloween every day, but hey, it's NonPC to be a femme DJ...so that works for her.
All KWPR/KIIS DJs - Hired/fired/quit too often to list. Usually fake and fat...
